You've seen the particles. You've heard the chimes. This button-up is your own personal piece of the Upside Down, a wearable map of that dark, toxic dimension. It’s for the dads who have faced Demogorgons, battled the Mind Flayer, and know that sometimes the biggest threat isn't a monster, but just trying to get the kids to bed. This shirt, covered in the ominous flora of another world, is your badge of survival.
Woven from a featherlight, moisture-wicking fabric, this shirt is designed to keep you cool, even when you're running for your life from Vecna. The built-in UPF50+ protection offers a shield from the sun (though it's probably useless against lightning from a tear in reality). The oversized fit is comfortable enough for exploring strange new worlds or just navigating a chaotic Saturday.
Hawkins Lab Field Report & Specs:
Dimension: The Upside Down
Threat Level: Extremely High
Local Flora: Sentient, grasping vines (Not included).
Atmosphere: Toxic (Shirt is breathable).
Materials: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester (A resilient, multi-dimensional blend).
Buffs: UPF50+ protection, moisture-wicking.
This piece of hazardous material is created on demand when another gate is opened (you place your order). This ensures a fresh, uncontaminated specimen every time. Wear it, and whatever you do... don't stop running.
