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Atari Star Wars Arcade Game Swim Trunks | Retro 1983 Gamer Swimwear

Atari Star Wars Arcade Game Swim Trunks | Retro 1983 Gamer Swimwear

Regular price $55.00 USD
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"Use the Force, Luke." - OBI-WAN KENOBI, 1983, VECTOR GRAPHICS

You've just inserted a quarter. The cockpit controller is in your hands. This is your mission. These swim trunks are a high-score tribute to the legendary 1983 Atari Star Wars arcade game. The iconic vector graphics aren't just a pattern; they're a memory of a simpler time, when all it took to save the galaxy was a pocketful of change and nerves of steel. This is the official swimwear for the dad who can still hear the digitized voice of Obi-Wan guiding him through the trench.

Engineered with modern tech that 80s gamers could only dream of, these trunks are made from a quick-drying, four-way stretch fabric. The anti-chafe inner liner ensures comfort, whether you're dodging TIE Fighters or just diving for a pool noodle. With UPF 50+ protection, you're shielded from the sun's deadly laser... beams. The pockets are perfect for storing your wallet, because you're a grown-up now and don't need to ask your mom for another quarter.

Coin-Op Cadet Specs:

  • Game: Star Wars, Atari (1983)

  • Mission: The Death Star Trench Run

  • Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (A modern, high-performance fabric).

  • Power-Ups: UPF 50+ protection, anti-chafe liner, four-way stretch.

  • Inventory Slots: Multiple pockets for all your mission-critical items.

This piece of retro hardware is rendered on demand when you press start (place your order), a sustainable process that helps protect your home planet. Wear these trunks, trust your feelings, and stay on target.

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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