Geek Dad Fashion
Atari Star Wars Arcade Game Swim Trunks | Retro 1983 Gamer Swimwear
Atari Star Wars Arcade Game Swim Trunks | Retro 1983 Gamer Swimwear
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"Use the Force, Luke." - OBI-WAN KENOBI, 1983, VECTOR GRAPHICS
You've just inserted a quarter. The cockpit controller is in your hands. This is your mission. These swim trunks are a high-score tribute to the legendary 1983 Atari Star Wars arcade game. The iconic vector graphics aren't just a pattern; they're a memory of a simpler time, when all it took to save the galaxy was a pocketful of change and nerves of steel. This is the official swimwear for the dad who can still hear the digitized voice of Obi-Wan guiding him through the trench.
Engineered with modern tech that 80s gamers could only dream of, these trunks are made from a quick-drying, four-way stretch fabric. The anti-chafe inner liner ensures comfort, whether you're dodging TIE Fighters or just diving for a pool noodle. With UPF 50+ protection, you're shielded from the sun's deadly laser... beams. The pockets are perfect for storing your wallet, because you're a grown-up now and don't need to ask your mom for another quarter.
Coin-Op Cadet Specs:
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Game: Star Wars, Atari (1983)
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Mission: The Death Star Trench Run
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Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (A modern, high-performance fabric).
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Power-Ups: UPF 50+ protection, anti-chafe liner, four-way stretch.
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Inventory Slots: Multiple pockets for all your mission-critical items.
This piece of retro hardware is rendered on demand when you press start (place your order), a sustainable process that helps protect your home planet. Wear these trunks, trust your feelings, and stay on target.
Size guide
WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
5XL | 52 | 59 |
6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
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