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Horde Mode Survival Swim Trunks | Funny Gamer Dad Swimwear

Horde Mode Survival Swim Trunks | Funny Gamer Dad Swimwear

Regular price $55.00 USD
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"Get ready for the next wave!"

You've built your base (a strategically placed beach towel and umbrella) and now you must defend it. This is the official uniform for the dad who knows that a relaxing day at the pool is really a multi-wave survival challenge. From the splashing minions to the endless side-quests for snacks, you are the final boss. These trunks are your high-tier armor for the summer campaign.

Engineered with high-performance buffs, this gear is made from a quick-drying, four-way stretch fabric to reduce the "Soaked" debuff time. The anti-chafe inner liner prevents friction damage during intense combat, while the built-in UPF 50+ enchantment provides crucial resistance to sun-based elemental attacks. With multiple inventory slots (pockets), you can carry all the essential loot you need to ensure victory for your squad.

Player Stats & Loadout:

  • Game Mode: Horde Mode (Summer Edition)

  • Primary Objective: Survive. Relax.

  • Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (A flexible, high-stamina weave).

  • Buffs: +50 Sun Resistance (UPF50+), Quick-Dry, Anti-Chafe, Four-Way Stretch.

  • Inventory: Multiple pockets for essential loot.

This piece of legendary armor is crafted on demand when you're ready to deploy (place your order). Equip this gear, rally your squad, and prepare to face the horde. Good luck, Commander.

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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