Some collect gold. You collect dragons. Welcome, Dragon Lord.
You are the master of the hoard, the keeper of ancient secrets, the one who speaks the language of dragons. This button-up isn't just patterned; it's adorned with the sigils of the mightiest creatures in the realms. It’s the official attire for the dad who commands the game night, manages his own formidable hoard (of collectibles, comic books, maybe even children?), and occasionally has to unleash a breath weapon to restore order. This is the uniform for the Dungeon Master whose BBEG is always a dragon.
Woven from a featherlight, moisture-wicking fabric (perhaps spun with strands of dragon scale?), this shirt keeps you cool even when you're negotiating with a Tiamat cultist or just mediating a sibling squabble. The built-in UPF50+ protection shields you from the harsh glare reflecting off a dragon's treasure pile (or just the summer sun). The comfortable fit allows for the full range of somatic components needed for Dragon's Breath or just reaching for another slice of pizza.
Hoard Inventory & Item Specs:
Title: Dragon Lord / Dungeon Master / Dad
Lair: Your Gaming Table / The Man Cave
Materials: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester (A legendary, breathable weave).
Resistances: UPF50+ (vs. Sun/Fireball glare).
Fit: An oversized, comfortable fit for commanding dragons and families.
This piece of draconic regalia is forged on demand when a new lord ascends (you place your order). This ensures a hoard-worthy item every time. Wear it, claim your dominion, and let the age of dragons begin anew.
