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Endor Forest Moon Button-Up | Star Wars Ewok Village Shirt

Endor Forest Moon Button-Up | Star Wars Ewok Village Shirt

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Welcome to the Sanctuary Moon! Please don't feed the Ewoks (they prefer Stormtroopers).

You've arrived at the ultimate eco-tourism destination. This is the official visitor's shirt for the Forest Moon of Endor, a souvenir from your scenic tour of towering trees, charming treetop villages, and the historic ruins of an Imperial shield generator. It’s for the dads who appreciate both natural beauty and a decisive Rebel victory. The perfect attire for a day of scouting the area or just trying to explain to your own little Ewoks why they can't use the family pet as a battering ram.

Woven from a featherlight, moisture-wicking fabric, this shirt is perfect for the moon's humid climate. The built-in UPF50+ protection offers a better shield than any pesky energy field, and the comfortable oversized fit gives you the freedom of movement needed for high-speed speeder bike chases or just a low-speed chase after the ice cream truck.

Visitor's Guide & Gear Specs:

  • Location: The Forest Moon of Endor

  • Local Inhabitants: Ewoks (mostly friendly, love shiny helmets).

  • Materials: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester (A breathable, all-terrain blend).

  • Defenses: UPF50+ sun protection.

  • Travel Advisory: Be aware of giant log traps and impromptu victory celebrations.

This piece of official Endor merchandise is commissioned on demand when you book your tour (place your order). This sustainable process is approved by the New Republic. Wear this shirt with pride, and may the Force be with you.


Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• After washing, the fabric will become softer.

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ¼ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37.0
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ¼
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ¾ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ¾ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52.0 45 ¾ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ¾ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52.0 59 ⅛
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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