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King of the Monsters Beach Party Boardshorts | Funny Godzilla Swimwear

King of the Monsters Beach Party Boardshorts | Funny Godzilla Swimwear

Regular price $55.00 USD
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The king has emerged from the depths... of the community pool.

This is the official swimwear for the apex predator of the backyard barbecue. You are the Dad-zilla, a creature of immense power, legendary appetite, and a roar that echoes through the neighborhood when you step on a Lego. This vibrant beach party pattern is your camouflage as you survey your territory, ready to defend it from rival Kaiju (like that neighbor who always uses your grill tools).

Engineered with advanced anti-Kaiju technology, these trunks are made from a quick-drying, four-way stretch fabric for maximum mobility when toppling sandcastles. The anti-chafe inner liner ensures comfort during long city-stomping sessions (or just a long nap in a beach chair). With UPF 50+ protection, you are shielded from lesser threats, like the sun's atomic rays. The pockets are perfect for storing snacks, your phone, or a tiny, terrified Mothra.

MONARCH Field Report & Gear Specs:

  • Titan Designation: Dad-zilla

  • Primary Attack: The Cannonball Splash

  • Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (A durable, amphibious hide).

  • Defenses: UPF 50+ protection, anti-chafe liner, four-way stretch.

  • Abilities: Pockets deep enough to hold the fate of humanity (and your wallet).

This piece of Titan-level gear is created on demand when a new sighting is confirmed (you place your order). This sustainable process helps protect our fragile ecosystem. Wear these trunks, let out a mighty roar, and show them who the real King of the Monsters is.

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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