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Hawkins Survival Kit Button-Up | Stranger Things 80s Icons Shirt
Hawkins Survival Kit Button-Up | Stranger Things 80s Icons Shirt
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Rule #1: Always check your inventory. You never know what you'll need in Hawkins.
This button-up isn't just a shirt; it's your essential Hawkins Survival Kit, conveniently printed in stylish cartoon form. It’s got everything the discerning dadventurer needs: Eggos for energy, D&D dice for strategy, a walkie-talkie for communication, cassette tapes for crucial Kate Bush moments, and maybe even a stray Demogorgon icon (keep your distance). It’s the official unofficial uniform for navigating interdimensional portals or just the morning school run.
Crafted from a featherlight, moisture-wicking fabric (perfect for escaping Mind Flayer goo), this shirt keeps you comfortable during any strange occurrence. The built-in UPF50+ protection offers a shield against harsh fluorescent mall lighting or Vecna's glare. The oversized fit allows for quick movements, whether you're dodging Demo-dogs or reaching for the last slice of pizza.
Survival Kit Inventory & Specs:
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Contents: Essential Hawkins artifacts (Eggos, Dice, Walkies, Tapes, etc.)
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Mission: Survive Hawkins / Survive Parenthood
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Materials: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester (A resilient, multi-dimensional blend).
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Buffs: UPF50+ protection, moisture-wicking, breathable.
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Fit: An oversized, comfortable fit for quick escapes and long rests.
This essential piece of survival gear is crafted on demand when the portal opens (you place your order). This ensures every adventurer gets a fresh kit. Equip this shirt, gather your party, and remember: friends don't lie.
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52.0 | 59 ⅛ |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
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