You've seen the holocrids. You know the history. This is the official commemorative t-shirt from the 1 BBY Mustafar High Ground Championship. It’s for the dads who understand that a battle isn't about fancy flips or who has the coolest lava-proof limbs—it's about superior positioning. This is the ultimate attire for standing on a slightly taller hill than your opponent, reaching the snacks on the top shelf, or winning an argument from the top of the stairs.
Woven from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is more comfortable than a Jedi Master's robes. It's soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk, so it won't fail you when things heat up. The fit is flattering, giving you a commanding presence befitting a true champion of tactical elevation. Don't try it.
Champion's Stats & Bout Details:
Event: Mustafar High Ground Championship
Victor: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Key Tactic: Standing on a small hill.
Materials: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester for extra tactical advantage).
Fit: A victorious, flattering cut for Jedi Masters and strategic dads.
This piece of memorabilia is printed on demand when the duel is scheduled (you place an order). This avoids the tragic waste of overproduction. Wear this shirt, and never underestimate the power of simply being taller than the other guy.
