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The Green Dragon Boardshorts | Hobbiton & The Shire Swimwear

The Green Dragon Boardshorts | Hobbiton & The Shire Swimwear

Regular price $55.00 USD
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"If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest from home I've ever been." - A Hobbit, probably on his way to the deep end.

No admittance except on party business! These are the official swim trunks of Hobbiton, perfect for the dad who appreciates the finer things in life: good tilled earth, a pint at the Green Dragon, and at least seven meals a day. This comfortable swimwear is a tribute to the quiet dignity of the Shire, designed for gardening, fishing, and avoiding any and all unexpected journeys.

Woven with the comfort of a Hobbit-hole in mind, these trunks are made from a quick-drying, four-way stretch fabric perfect for a leisurely swim. The anti-chafe inner liner ensures you stay comfortable, even after second breakfast, elevenses, and luncheon. With UPF 50+ protection, you're shielded from the sun's glare over the Brandywine River. The multiple pockets are, of course, essential for storing pocket handkerchiefs, interesting stones, and a snack for the road.

A Note from the Gaffer - Gear Specs:

  • Location: Hobbiton, The Shire

  • Endorsed by: The Bagginses and the Gamgees

  • Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (A surprisingly resilient Halfling weave).

  • Comforts: UPF 50+ protection, anti-chafe liner, four-way stretch.

  • Pocketses: Multiple pouches for all your adventuring (or snacking) needs.

This piece of fine Shire-wear is crafted on demand after the party invitations have been sent (when you place your order). This ensures a thoughtful process with no adventures. So, grab your trunks, and get ready for a relaxing day. Potatoes not included.

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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