Fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy? You're looking at it.
Some may question if completing the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs is even possible. Let them. You know the truth. This t-shirt is for the smugglers, the scoundrels, and the dads who know that a little creative navigating is all you need to get the job done. It’s the official, unofficial uniform for any pilot who's ever had to dump their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is more comfortable than the pilot's seat of the Millennium Falcon. It’s soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk, so it’ll hold its shape even if you have to make a few special modifications. The fit is perfect for making a quick getaway or just lounging in your favorite wretched hive of scum and villainy (also known as the living room).
Smuggler's Manifest:
Bragging Rights: The Kessel Run, completed in less than 12 parsecs.
Materials: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester for extra durability when punching it to lightspeed).
Build: Pre-shrunk fabric with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a fit that won't fail you in an asteroid field.
Feel: Soft, lightweight, and comfortable. Never tell me the odds.
This shirt is made on demand when you place an order—a more precise operation than a trench run on the Death Star. Grab yours, and let everyone know you're the captain now. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a great tee at your side.
