Jedi Mind Trick Droids Boardshorts | Funny Star Wars Swimwear

"These aren't the swim trunks you're looking for."

Oh, but they are. This is the official swimwear for the dad who has mastered the subtle art of persuasion. Whether you're convincing Stormtroopers that your R2 unit is just fine, or convincing your kids that it's definitely time to get out of the pool, this is your uniform. Featuring a pattern of the galaxy's most wanted droids hidden in plain sight, these trunks are a tribute to the ultimate Jedi mind trick.

Engineered with Force-like precision, these trunks are made from a quick-drying, four-way stretch fabric perfect for a quick escape from an Imperial entanglement. The anti-chafe inner liner ensures maximum comfort, and the UPF 50+ protection is better than a deflector shield against the twin suns of Tatooine. The multiple pockets are perfect for storing your credits, a comlink, or the secret Death Star plans your Astromech is carrying.

Imperial Checkpoint Report & Specs:

• Droids: R2-D2, C-3PO, and others.

• Affiliation: Rebel Alliance, Dad Alliance

• Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (A versatile, all-terrain blend).

• Jedi Abilities: UPF 50+ protection, anti-chafe liner, four-way stretch.

• Secret Compartments: Multiple pockets for vital mission items.

This piece of Rebel gear is created on demand when you accept your mission (place your order). This sustainable process is a more elegant method for a more civilized age. Move along.

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