"One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them... on this fully armed and operational battle station!"
Finally, the crossover event the Dark Lords have been waiting for. This t-shirt depicts the ultimate weapon: the technological terror of the Death Star combined with the all-seeing, all-binding power of the One Ring, watched over by the Eye of Sauron. It’s for the dads who appreciate the finer points of galactic domination and Middle-earth subjugation. Who needs Starkiller Base when you have Mount Doom's forge capabilities?
Woven from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is more comfortable than the Emperor's throne (and probably less drafty). It's soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk, ready to withstand the destruction of Alderaan or just a messy family dinner. It’s the perfect attire for commanding legions of Orcs and Stormtroopers, or just commanding the kids to finally clean their room.
Dark Lords' Alliance Specs:
Ultimate Weapon: The One Ring Death Star (feat. Eye of Sauron)
Allegiance: Mordor & The Galactic Empire
Materials: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain a polyester blend forged in darkness).
Fit: A powerful, flattering cut for Dark Lords and discerning dads.
Power Level: Unlimited. And Precious.
This instrument of ultimate power is created on demand when the alliance is forged (you place your order). This ensures a precise and terrible weapon every time. Wear this shirt, and let the galaxy know: there is only one Lord of the Ring... and the Empire.
