Scoops Ahoy Uniform Button-Up | Stranger Things Inspired Hawkins Shirt

Ahoy, Sailor! Ready to sling some scoops and uncover secret Russian plots?

You've passed the interview (barely). This is your official Scoops Ahoy employee uniform. It’s for the dads who appreciate a crisp nautical look, can handle demanding customers (looking at you, Erica Sinclair), and possess a hidden talent for translating intercepted Soviet transmissions. This button-up isn't just work attire; it's your disguise while saving the world from the Starcourt Mall food court. Hope you speak Russian!

Woven from a featherlight, moisture-wicking fabric, this shirt keeps you cool even when you're trapped in a secret underground elevator. The built-in UPF50+ protection is perfect for those rare moments you actually see the sun outside the mall. The comfortable fit allows for maximum agility when escaping guards or just chasing after your own little dinguses in the backyard.

Starcourt Employee File & Uniform Specs:

• Establishment: Scoops Ahoy Ice Cream Parlor

• Location: Starcourt Mall, Hawkins, IN (Level 1, Food Court)

• Unofficial Duties: Codebreaking, Babysitting, Interdimensional Crisis Management

• Materials: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester (A breathable, mission-ready blend).

• Perks: UPF50+ protection, moisture-wicking. Hat not included.

• Fit: An oversized, comfortable fit for long shifts and daring escapes.

This piece of official mall personnel gear is created on demand when your application is approved (you place your order). This ensures a fresh uniform for every shift. Wear it with pride. You rule! (You suck!)

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