Ahoy, sailor! Welcome to your new summer job at Scoops Ahoy.
You've just been hired. This is your official employee hoodie, standard issue for slinging scoops at the Starcourt Mall. It’s for the dads who appreciate a good nautical pun, who excel at babysitting a group of kids with a captured Russian, and who can translate secret codes while serving a U.S.S. Butterscotch. This isn't just a hoodie; it's a disguise for saving the world.
Crafted from a soft, eco-friendly blend of organic cotton and recycled polyester, this hoodie is more comfortable than hiding in a ventilation shaft (and smells infinitely better). It’s designed to keep you warm when the A/C in the mall is blasting, or when you're deep underground in a secret Russian base. The slanted side pockets are perfect for your scooper, a walkie-talkie, or a container of contraband. You rule (you suck).
Materials: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester (A blend tougher than Steve's hair).
Fit: A regular, comfortable fit for long shifts and daring escapes.
This piece of Hawkins inspired staff gear is created on demand when you clock in for your shift (you place your order). This ensures a fresh uniform every time. Wear it with pride, dingus.
