From the smog-wreathed rooftops of a bygone era comes the hero you can rely on! This t-shirt is for the dad who appreciates both incredible, proportional strength and the intricate beauty of a well-oiled automaton. The Spider-Gentleman is a testament to the idea that with great power comes the great responsibility to be impeccably dressed. It’s the perfect attire for patrolling the city via dirigible or simply ensuring no one tinkers with your thermostat.
Woven from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is more comfortable than the velvet seats of your personal ornithopter. It's soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk, ensuring it holds its form even when you're grappling with nefarious sky-pirates. The fit is flattering, giving you a heroic silhouette as you stand against the forces of clockwork villainy (or just stand in line at the post office).
A Gentleman's Ledger & Garment Specs:
Identity: The Steampunk Spider-Gentleman
Base of Operations: A clock tower in a neo-Victorian metropolis.
Materials: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester for added tensile strength).
Attributes: Soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk for a reliable fit, adventure after adventure.
Gadgetry: A marvelous look for dads of invention and heroism.
This piece of heroic haberdashery is crafted on demand upon receipt of your telegram (when you place your order). This ensures a bespoke quality garment every time. Don this shirt, and tally-ho!
