You're the miracle worker. The one they call when the warp core is offline, the plasma conduits are failing, and the universal translator is stuck on Klingon. This is the official (and probably grease-stained) uniform for the dad who is the Chief Engineer of the household. Whether you're rerouting power to the shields or just trying to get the Wi-Fi router to work again, your family depends on you. This shirt is a tribute to your ability to defy the laws of physics (and the instruction manual).
Woven from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is more comfortable than the Captain's chair. It's soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk, so it's ready for a long shift crawling through Jefferies tubes or just a long afternoon crawling under the sink to fix a leak. It’s the perfect attire for when you have to tell everyone you "canny change the laws of physics," but you're going to anyway.
Chief Engineer's Toolkit & Specs:
Department: Starfleet Engineering
Specialty: Miracle Worker
Materials: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain a stable polyester alloy).
Fit: A comfortable, regulation fit for long shifts and saving the ship.
Attributes: Soft, lightweight, and perfect for reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.
This piece of unofficial Starfleet gear is replicated on demand when you report for duty (place your order). This ensures a sustainable process for the United Federation of Planets. Wear it with pride, Engineer.
