Dude! Welcome to Surfer Boy Pizza, where the pineapple is always righteous.
You've just scored the most chill uniform in Hawkins... or Lenora. This is the official swimwear for the dad who is the unsung hero of the party—the one who provides the ride, the snacks, and the crucial philosophical insights. You are the Argyle of your friend group. These trunks are perfect for a cross-country trip to the Nina Project or just a cross-yard trip to the neighbor's pool.
Crafted from a totally non-bogus, quick-drying, four-way stretch fabric, these trunks are designed for maximum chillaxation. The anti-chafe inner liner provides schmacked-out comfort, while the UPF 50+ protection shields you from those harsh desert rays. The pockets are perfect for storing your wallet, keys, or, you know, a little something for later. Pass the dutchie.
Righteous Gear Specs & Details:
Franchise: Surfer Boy Pizza
Motto: Try Before You Deny
Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (A totally tubular blend).
Cargo Hold: Multiple pockets for all your road trip essentials.
This piece of official Surfer Boy gear is made fresh to order, my dude (when you place your order). This righteous process helps keep things mellow for the planet. So grab a slice, put on these trunks, and be cool.
