Dude! Welcome to Surfer Boy Pizza. Try the pineapple, it's bitchin'.
You got the job! This is your official employee uniform, straight from the raddest pizza joint this side of the Nina Project. It’s for the dads who appreciate a chill vibe, can deliver under pressure (like, really under pressure), and know that pineapple on pizza is totally righteous. This shirt says you're not just delivering pizza; you're delivering heroes across the country while providing crucial philosophical insights. Pass the dutchie.
Woven from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is more comfortable than the back of the Surfer Boy van (and smells way better). It's soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk, so it's ready for long shifts, frantic escapes from government agents, or just a long Saturday of driving the kids around. It’s the perfect attire for when things get heavy, my dudes.
Employee Schedule & Uniform Specs:
Workplace: Surfer Boy Pizza, Lenora Hills, CA (and anywhere the van takes you)
Materials: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain a polyester blend, probably from another dimension).
Fit: A totally tubular, relaxed fit for chill dads and heroes on the run.
This piece of Surfer Boy gear is made fresh to order, my dude (when you place your order). This righteous process helps keep things mellow for the planet. Grab a slice, put on this shirt, and just, like, be cool.
