Wizard's Arcane Sigil Swim Trunks | D&D Summer Armor Boardshorts

A Note from the Archmage: Some well-meaning but magically-uneducated intern labeled these "Sorcerer's Trunks." A foolish mistake. Any true practitioner knows these intricate, powerful sigils are the result of meticulous research, not some happy accident of bloodline.

These are the official swim trunks of the educated arcane elite. Perfect for a Wizard's much-needed day of relaxation after weeks spent transcribing scrolls in a stuffy tower. Covered in the very sigils you've spent a lifetime mastering, this is swimwear that reflects your superior intellect. Let the Sorcerers have their flashy, chaotic wild magic; you have the refined power of true scholarship.

Engineered with the precision of a master alchemist, these trunks feature a four-way stretch fabric for unhindered somatic components and an anti-chafe inner liner for all-day comfort during seaside scrying sessions. The UPF 50+ enchantment provides a powerful Shield against solar rays, and the various pockets are perfect for holding spell components, arcane focuses, or the key to your private demiplane.

Arcane Properties & Components:

• School of Magic: Abjuration (via UPF 50+ protection).

• Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (A magically sustainable formula).

• Enchantments: Four-way stretch, water-repellent microfiber, anti-chafe mesh liner.

• Utility Pockets: Multiple pouches for material components (guano not recommended).

This piece of summer armor is transcribed into reality on demand, a process requiring more precision than a Sorcerer could ever muster. Order yours, correct the record, and show the world the power of a well-read mind.

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