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A Hobbit's Journey Boardshorts | Lord of the Rings "There & Back Again" Swimwear
A Hobbit's Journey Boardshorts | Lord of the Rings "There & Back Again" Swimwear
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This is the tale of a dad who had an adventure.
You may have left your comfortable Hobbit-hole for the perilous shores of the community pool, but you are prepared. These are the official swim trunks for the dad on a great journey. The intricate pattern is a map of your travels, from the Shire to the Lonely Mountain and back again. But be warned, this is no simple trip to the market. The Eye of Sauron is ever-watchful, so it's a good thing this swimwear is enchanted with UPF 50+ protection.
Forged with the comfort of home in mind, these trunks feature a four-way stretch fabric and an anti-chafe liner for the long road ahead. And should trouble arise, the pattern on these trunks glows with a faint blue light—much like the Elven blade Sting—whenever Orcs (or kids about to cause trouble) are near. The pockets are, of course, essential for carrying a certain magic ring, interesting stones, or just the car keys.
A Traveler's Log & Gear Specs:
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Quest: There and Back Again (A Dad's Tale)
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Perils: The Lidless Eye, Orcs (and sunburn).
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Legendary Gear: Like Sting, these trunks warn you of impending chaos.
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Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (A resilient, adventurer's weave).
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Enchantments: UPF 50+ protection, anti-chafe liner, four-way stretch.
This piece of adventuring gear is crafted on demand when you answer the call to adventure (place your order). This ensures a thoughtful process for every quest. So, step out your door, and let the adventure begin.
Size guide
WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
5XL | 52 | 59 |
6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
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