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Chaotic Good Alignment Hoodie | D&D Inspired Unisex Sweatshirt for Warriors
Chaotic Good Alignment Hoodie | D&D Inspired Unisex Sweatshirt for Warriors
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Some heroes follow the rules. They listen to the town council, they file the proper paperwork, and they never, ever touch the obviously cursed treasure.
And then there are the heroes who know that sometimes, you have to do the right thing, even if it means breaking a few laws... and a few tavern tables.
This Chaotic Good Alignment Hoodie is for that kind of hero. It’s for the Barbarian who rages for justice, the Paladin who follows their own code, and the Rogue who steals from the corrupt king to give to the poor. It’s a subtle nod to the most exciting alignment in Dungeons & Dragons, celebrating those who value freedom and goodness above all else.
Whether you're the forever DM planning your party's next TPK or a player about to derail the campaign for a noble cause, this is your new go-to sweatshirt. It’s the perfect gear for long-haul campaign sessions, local game nights, or just representing your adventurer's spirit out in the real world. This is the ultimate gift for any D&D fan who understands that a true warrior's strength comes from the heart, not the rulebook.
Feats & Features:
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Legendary Softness: Crafted with a 100% cotton face and a cozy fleece interior, this is the softest hoodie you'll own this side of the Feywild. So comfortable, it'll grant you a +2 bonus to all your saving throws against cold weather.
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Adventurer's Pouch Pocket: A spacious front pouch perfect for holding dice, character sheets, pencils, or a handful of Goodberries.
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Three-Panel Hood: A warm, deep hood for when you need to go into stealth mode or just avoid spoilers for the next campaign arc.
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Durable Construction: Built to withstand epic battles, critical failures, and countless wash cycles. You’ll be wearing this hoodie for many campaigns to come.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |




