You don't know the POWER of the dark side... until you've read the comics.
The movies were just the beginning. This t-shirt is for the true connoisseur of the dark side, the dad who has witnessed Vader's full, terrifying might in the pages of his legendary comic series. It’s a declaration that you appreciate the complex, canon-defining stories of the Emperor's wrathful right hand. This is the official attire for correcting your friends on Sith lore and explaining why Vader is the most compelling character in the galaxy.
Forged from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is surprisingly comfortable for a garment inspired by such a fearsome figure. It’s soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk, engineered to withstand the pressures of galactic conquest or just a long day of conference calls. The fit is flattering, giving you an imposing silhouette, even when you're just looking for your keys.
Imperial Issue Specs:
Allegiance: The Galactic Empire, The Sith
Required Reading: Darth Vader (2015, 2017, 2020)
Materials: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester for added dark side durability).
Fit: A powerful, flattering cut for Sith Lords and devoted dads.
Attributes: Soft and lightweight. The circle is now complete.
This piece of Imperial propaganda is printed on demand when your loyalty is proven (you place an order). This precise process avoids wasteful rebellions in our supply chain. Wear this shirt, and the Force will be with you... or, you know, the other one. Always.
