Map of Middle-earth Boardshorts | Lord of the Rings Swimwear

Not all those who wander are lost. Some are just looking for the pool.

Unfold the map to your next great adventure with these Middle-earth swim trunks. This isn't just swimwear; it's a guide for the dad on a grand tour, from the peaceful shores of the Brandywine River to the treacherous waters of the Anduin. It's a declaration that your journey is just beginning, whether you're heading to the Lonely Mountain or just the local water park.

Crafted by the finest cartographers, these trunks are made from a quick-drying, four-way stretch fabric perfect for any terrain. The anti-chafe inner liner ensures comfort on the longest of quests, while the UPF 50+ protection shields you from the harsh sun over the plains of Rohan. The multiple pockets are essential for carrying your travel rations (snacks) and any interesting trinkets you might find along the way.

Cartographer's Legend & Gear Specs:

• Realm: Middle-earth

• Points of Interest: The Shire, Gondor, Rohan, Mordor... they're all there.

• Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (An all-terrain, adventurer's blend).

• Enchantments: UPF 50+ protection, anti-chafe liner, four-way stretch.

• Carry Capacity: Multiple pockets for all your quest items.

This legendary map is printed on demand when your adventure is commissioned (you place your order). This ensures a thoughtful journey from start to finish. So, pack your bags and get ready. The world is not in your books and maps; it's out there.

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