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Death Star One Ring Board Shorts | Star Wars & Lord of the Rings Crossover
Death Star One Ring Board Shorts | Star Wars & Lord of the Rings Crossover
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Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh... that's no moon!
It is a perilous thing to wear the ultimate power in the galaxy on your swim trunks. Forged in secret, this is the crossover artifact that both Sauron and the Emperor dreamed of. This pattern binds the destructive power of the Death Star with the dominion of the One Ring. It’s for the dad who appreciates the finer points of galactic conquest and Middle-earth domination, all while relaxing at the pool.
Engineered with the dark science of the Empire and the sorcery of Mordor, these trunks are made from a quick-drying, four-way stretch fabric. The anti-chafe inner liner provides all-day comfort, whether you're commanding a legion of Stormtroopers or an army of Orcs. The UPF 50+ protection is a powerful shield against the light of the suns, and the multiple pockets are perfect for holding your keys to the Citadel... or the car.
Dark Lord's Inventory & Specs:
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Allegiance: The Galactic Empire of Mordor
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Artifact: The One Death Star
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Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (A powerful, versatile blend).
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Enchantments: UPF 50+ protection, anti-chafe liner, four-way stretch.
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Utility: Multiple pockets for containing unimaginable power (and your phone).
This ultimate weapon is constructed on demand when you declare your loyalty (place your order). This sustainable process ensures no power goes to waste. Wear these trunks, and together, you can rule the galaxy... and the deep end of the pool.
Size guide
WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
5XL | 52 | 59 |
6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
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