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The "Eye of the Byers" Beholder Snapback | Christmas Light Message Hat
The "Eye of the Byers" Beholder Snapback | Christmas Light Message Hat
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... but messages are in the lights.
What happens when a Great Mother from the Underdark decides to help Joyce Byers communicate with the Upside Down? You get the ultimate aberration of 80s nostalgia. The "Eye of the Byers" Snapback features a Beholder—the most feared multi-eyed tyrant in D&D—entwined in Joyce’s iconic Christmas lights.
Whether you're rolling for initiative or searching for Will in the Shadow Vale, this hat signals that you're playing a high-stakes game. It’s the perfect gear for a Dungeon Master who loves a good "upside down" plot twist or a fan who knows that sometimes, the real monsters are just a few light bulbs away.
Will is here. Roll for Wisdom.
Item Stats & Features
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True Sight Design: Features a detailed embroidered Beholder wrapped in the alphabet Christmas lights. (Does it say "R-U-N"? Better check your passive perception).
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Critical Hit Comfort: A premium 85% acrylic, 15% wool blend that’s as sturdy as a reinforced dungeon door.
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Legendary Action Profile: Structured, 6-panel, high-profile design that stands tall, just like a floating eye tyrant should.
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Anti-Glare Visor: Subtle grey under-visor to help you spot hidden traps (or just block out the fluorescent mall lights).
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Custom Attunement: Plastic snap closure ensures a perfect fit for any head size—from a Halfling to a Half-Orc.
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Head Circumference: 22″–24″ (55–60 cm).
Colorways:
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Void Black & Red: The classic colors of danger and the deep Underdark.
Note: This magical item is conjured specifically for you upon purchase. Our artisans need a bit of time to weave the enchantment, which helps us prevent hoard-piling and overproduction. Thank you for supporting the guild!
⚠ Warning: This product can expose you to chemicals including BBP and/or Lead, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to https://www.p65warnings.ca.gov
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ½-24 ¼ | 4 ½ | 2 ⅝ | 7 ⅛ |
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