The Dad Paladin Snapback Hat | D&D Inspired Cap for Fathers

You've sworn the sacred oath. Now wear the official helm.

You are a Dad Paladin, a holy warrior sworn to an extra-planar entity (your family). Your tenets are not just words; they are your life. Honesty (about who finished the cookies), Courage (in the face of a terrifying diaper blowout), and Compassion (when the Lego behemoth you just built is smashed to pieces). This snapback is the symbol of your divine calling.

Your Divine Smite is reserved for bad puns. Your Lay on Hands is perfect for fixing broken toys and healing scraped knees. This hat, forged from a durable acrylic and wool blend, is your helmet on the battlefield of fatherhood. Its high-profile, structured design provides an aura of authority, while the flat visor shields your eyes as you stand watch over the backyard. It’s the perfect gear for a righteous champion of the household.

Tenets & Item Specs:

• Oath: The Oath of Dad Jokes (A sacred vow).

• Armor Class: Structured, 6-panel, high-profile.

• Materials: 85% acrylic, 15% wool (Blessed by a cleric).

• Divine Attunement: Plastic snap closure for an adjustable fit (Head circumference: 22″–24″).

• Aura of Protection: A classic flat visor with a subtle grey under visor.

This holy symbol is forged on demand the moment you accept your quest (place your order). Thank you for choosing a righteous path that reduces overproduction. Wear it with honor, Paladin.

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