"You wanna get into the Yawning Portal? Let me see your character sheet."
You've been hired. This is the official uniform for the toughest bouncer in Faerûn. It’s for the dads who know how to lay down the law, whether it's breaking up a tavern brawl between a Rogue and a Barbarian or just stopping the kids from using a Breath Weapon on each other in the living room. This shirt shows you have the strength of a dragon and the patience of a saint (who can also breathe fire).
Woven from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is more comfortable than a successful Intimidation check. It's soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk, so it's ready for a long night of checking IDs and making sure no one casts Fireball indoors. The fit is flattering, giving you a commanding presence befitting a descendant of ancient dragons, even if you're just guarding the snack table.
Bouncer's Log & Gear Specs:
Tavern: The Yawning Portal, The Prancing Pony, Your Local Dive
Race: Dragonborn
Class: Bouncer (A subclass of Fighter/Dad)
Materials: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester of a mysterious draconic lineage).
Fit: A powerful, flattering cut for protectors of the peace.
This piece of official tavern staff gear is created on demand when a new hire is confirmed (you place your order). This ensures a perfect fit for every member of the security team. Wear it with pride, and keep the peace.
