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Dwarf Fitness Influencer Tee – “Get Swole or Go Home”

Dwarf Fitness Influencer Tee – “Get Swole or Go Home”

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Dwarf Fitness Influencer Tee – “Get Swole or Go Home”

 

 

Description:

 

From the mountain halls of Ironforge to your neighborhood gym, the Dwarf Fitness Influencer is here to pump iron, crush goblins, and flex like a legend. Whether you’re maxing out on squats or just walking your battle goat, this shirt lets the world know you lift—with honor.

 

Why You’ll Love It:

 

  • Epic Comfort: 100% combed cotton for ultra-soft feel and heroic durability
  • Unisex Fit: Tailored to fit dwarves, elves, humans—and everyone in between
  • Battle-Ready Quality: Preshrunk and side-seamed for long-lasting wear across realms
  • Sizes for Every Warrior: Available in S–3XL, so even trolls can find their fit

 

 

Bonus Buffs:

 

  • Printed with eco-friendly inks (because even dwarves care about the planet)
  • Great for gym days, con weekends, or casual crit hits

 

 

Tagline:

“Get swole or go home.”

 

Ready to Lift Like a Legend?

Add to cart now and let your beard—and biceps—do the talking.


• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), GRS (Global Recycled Standard), and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 ⅜ 31-34 9 ¼
M 29 ⅛ 35-38 9 ½
L 29 ⅞ 39-41 9 ⅝
XL 31 ⅛ 42-45 9 ⅞
2XL 32 ⅛ 46-48 10
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