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Dwarf Fitness Influencer Tee – “Get Swole or Go Home”
Dwarf Fitness Influencer Tee – “Get Swole or Go Home”
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Dwarf Fitness Influencer Tee – “Get Swole or Go Home”
Description:
From the mountain halls of Ironforge to your neighborhood gym, the Dwarf Fitness Influencer is here to pump iron, crush goblins, and flex like a legend. Whether you’re maxing out on squats or just walking your battle goat, this shirt lets the world know you lift—with honor.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Epic Comfort: 100% combed cotton for ultra-soft feel and heroic durability
- Unisex Fit: Tailored to fit dwarves, elves, humans—and everyone in between
- Battle-Ready Quality: Preshrunk and side-seamed for long-lasting wear across realms
- Sizes for Every Warrior: Available in S–3XL, so even trolls can find their fit
Bonus Buffs:
- Printed with eco-friendly inks (because even dwarves care about the planet)
- Great for gym days, con weekends, or casual crit hits
Tagline:
“Get swole or go home.”
Ready to Lift Like a Legend?
Add to cart now and let your beard—and biceps—do the talking.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), GRS (Global Recycled Standard), and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 ⅜ | 31-34 | 9 ¼ |
M | 29 ⅛ | 35-38 | 9 ½ |
L | 29 ⅞ | 39-41 | 9 ⅝ |
XL | 31 ⅛ | 42-45 | 9 ⅞ |
2XL | 32 ⅛ | 46-48 | 10 |








