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Middle-earth & Galaxy Far, Far Away Map Board Shorts | LOTR & Star Wars
Middle-earth & Galaxy Far, Far Away Map Board Shorts | LOTR & Star Wars
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There and Back Again... and to the Outer Rim.
Unfold the legendary map that charts a course through two of the greatest sagas ever told. This is the official swimwear for the dad who knows the way to Mordor and the coordinates for the Kessel Run. One side shows the Misty Mountains, the other the Dune Sea of Tatooine. Is that the Shire, or the Ewok Village on Endor? Yes. It’s for the ultimate explorer, the dad who is ready for any adventure the universe throws at him.
Crafted by the finest cartographers in both Minas Tirith and the Corellian Engineering Corporation, these trunks are made from a quick-drying, four-way stretch fabric perfect for any terrain. The anti-chafe inner liner ensures comfort, whether you're riding a Tauntaun or a Rohirrim warhorse. With UPF 50+ protection, you're shielded from the glare of two suns or the watchful Eye of Sauron. The pockets are perfect for storing precious cargo, be it a powerful ring or your car keys.
Cartographer's Notes & Gear Specs:
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Realms Charted: The Star Wars Galaxy & Middle-earth
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Points of Interest: Gondor, The Death Star, Rohan, Hoth, and more.
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Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (A versatile, all-terrain blend).
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Travel Buffs: UPF 50+ protection, anti-chafe liner, four-way stretch.
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Cargo Hold: Multiple pockets for all your adventuring needs.
This legendary map is printed on demand when your grand tour is commissioned (you place your order). This sustainable process ensures every journey is a thoughtful one. So chart your course, and may the Force be with you on the road that goes ever on and on.
Size guide
WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
5XL | 52 | 59 |
6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
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