"I'm a stealth expert... and a pretty damn good babysitter."
Welcome to the Hawkins Adventuring Club, where the stakes are higher than a natural 20 and the monsters aren't just in your imagination. This isn't just a hat; it’s a tribute to the unlikeliest duo in Indiana: a high-charisma Paladin with great hair and a high-intelligence Bard with no front teeth.
Featuring an embroidered logo that combines a classic D&D crest with the iconic Nail Bat, this snapback is for those who know that the best way to protect your party is with a swing and a prayer. Whether you're exploring the Upside Down, biking through Mirkwood, or just trying to keep five middle-schoolers from getting eaten by a Demodog, this is your official uniform.
It’s a "Babysitter Steve" essential. Just don't forget the hairspray.
Join the party. Watch the hair.
Item Stats & Features
Weapon Proficiency: Features the legendary Nail Bat emblem—the only weapon officially sanctioned for Babysitter-class adventurers.
Natural 20 Construction: 80% acrylic, 20% wool (Green Camo version is 60% cotton, 40% polyester) for maximum durability against extra-dimensional threats.
Charisma Modifier: Structured, 6-panel, high-profile design that maintains its shape even after a run-in with a Mind Flayer.
Adjustable Fit: Plastic snap closure allows for a custom fit, whether you're hiding a radio headset or just a lot of 80s volume.
Critical Hit Protection: Six embroidered eyelets for ventilation and a green under-visor to reduce glare during daytime portal hunts.
Head Circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm).
⚠Warning: This product can expose you to chemicals including BBP and/or Lead, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to https://www.p65warnings.ca.gov
