The Lawful Neutral Knight Hat | D&D Alignment & Faction Snapback

Good? Evil? Those are merely suggestions. The Code is the Code.

You are a Lawful Neutral Knight. You don't serve a king for his goodness or a cause for its righteousness; you serve the established code. This is the official headgear for the dad who is a bastion of order and tradition. Bedtime is at 8:00 PM. The lawn is mowed on Saturdays. Screen time rules are non-negotiable. It’s not about being nice, it's about maintaining the structure of the household.

Forged from a durable acrylic and wool blend, this structured hat is as unyielding as your personal code of conduct. The high-profile design commands the respect and adherence of your subjects (your kids), while the classic flat visor provides a clear field of view for observing any and all infractions. It is simply the most logical and efficient headwear for a man of your principles.

The Codex & Item Specs:

• Alignment: Lawful Neutral

• Class: Knight (Dad Subclass)

• Code: The Household Rules.

• Materials: 85% acrylic, 15% wool (A reliable, regulation blend).

• Fit: Structured, 6-panel, high-profile with a plastic snap closure.

This piece of official knightly regalia is commissioned on demand, as dictated by the protocols of efficient inventory management (when you place your order). This upholds our code of reducing overproduction. Wear it, and enforce the order of things.

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