You may not have a horse, but the call to the pool is just as urgent. These are the official swim trunks of the Rohirrim, designed for the dad who answers the call, whether it's to charge the fields of Pelennor or just to fetch more snacks. Adorned with the symbols of the horse-lords, this is the swimwear of kings, perfect for defending your claim on the last good lounge chair.
Forged for comfort and speed, these trunks are made from a quick-drying, four-way stretch fabric that’s more reliable than a war-horn. The anti-chafe inner liner ensures comfort during even the longest of sieges (or beach days), while the UPF 50+ protection is a better shield against the sun's glare than any helmet. With multiple pockets for your valuables, your treasures will be safer than the Golden Hall of Edoras.
Muster the Rohirrim! Gear Specs:
Allegiance: Rohan, The Horse-Lords
Materials: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (A swift and strong weave).
Armor Class: UPF 50+ protection with an anti-chafe mesh liner.
Features: Elastic waistband with drawcord, multiple pockets for carrying the hopes of your people (and your car keys).
Attributes: Quick-drying, water-repellent, and breathable.
This piece of royal swimwear is crafted on demand. We make it for you when you answer the call, a more thoughtful process than breeding an army of Uruk-hai. Now arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! To the pool!
