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Scoops Ahoy Employee Uniform Bundle | Starcourt Mall Inspired Gear

Scoops Ahoy Employee Uniform Bundle | Starcourt Mall Inspired Gear

Regular price $110.00 USD
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Scoops Ahoy Employee Hoodie | Stranger Things Inspired Hawkins Sweatshirt (Size)
Scoops Ahoy Uniform Button-Up | Stranger Things Inspired Hawkins Shirt (Size)
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Ahoy! Welcome to the crew.

Congratulations on landing the hottest summer job in Hawkins! By adding this bundle to your cart, you are now clocking in at the Starcourt Mall.

Forget the awkward sailor suit itch—this Scoops Ahoy Employee Bundle is designed for the modern "ice cream transportation engineer." Whether you are slinging USS Butterscotches, decoding secret Russian transmissions in the back room, or just trying to look cool like Steve and Robin, this kit has you covered.

The Bundle Includes:

  1. The Official Uniform Button-Up: Crisp, professional, and mandated by corporate. Perfect for customer service smiles and charming the locals.

  2. The "Freezer Duty" Hoodie: Because it gets cold in the back (and the Upside Down). Throw this on when your break starts or when you need to go undercover.

  3. The "Captain's" Snapback: Essential headwear to complete the sailor aesthetic. Guaranteed to sit perfectly on top of even the most voluminous hair (Steve Harrington approved).

Warning: Wearing this uniform may attract demodogs, sarcastic coworkers, and Dustin Henderson demanding free samples.

Ahoy, ladies! (and gentlemen). Suit up.

Employee Handbook & Specs (Features)

  • Corporate Compliant: The button-up features the official "Ahoy" aesthetic without the uncomfortable polyester chafing of 1985.

  • Stealth Mode: The hoodie offers +5 Stealth when hiding from customers or sneaking into secret underground elevators.

  • Starcourt Durable: High-quality fabric blends designed to withstand sticky ice cream spills and high-speed mall chases.

  • Unisex Fit: Designed for any Steve or Robin. (Please check the size chart before your shift starts).

  • Versatile Uniform: Wear the shirt for the shift, wear the hoodie for the getaway.


Note: We are not responsible for any mysterious power outages or mall fires that occur while wearing this uniform.

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