Scoops Ahoy Employee Hat | Hawkins Stranger Things Inspired Snapback

Ahoy, sailor! Welcome to the Scoops Troop. Your hat is non-negotiable.

You've just been hired at the Starcourt Mall, and this is your new crown. This is the official employee hat for the dads who appreciate a good nautical pun, can sling ice cream with the best of them, and have a knack for uncovering secret underground Russian bases. This isn't just a hat; it's a symbol of your service, your bravery, and your eternal battle with Erica Sinclair. You rule (you suck).

Crafted with a sturdy, structured design, this hat is built to withstand a full shift of demanding customers or a bumpy ride in a secret elevator. The high-profile fit gives you that "king of the food court" authority, while the classic flat visor is perfect for hiding your eyes as you spy on suspicious-looking agents. It’s the essential gear for any dad who is secretly a world-class babysitter and codebreaker.

Employee Handbook & Uniform Specs:

• Employer: Scoops Ahoy Ice Cream Parlor

• Location: Starcourt Mall, Hawkins, IN (R.I.P.)

• Rank: Sailor (Babysitter First Class)

• Materials: 85% acrylic, 15% wool (A durable, mall-rat-resistant blend).

• Fit: Structured, 6-panel, high-profile with a plastic snap closure.

This piece of your official uniform is created on demand when you clock in for your shift (you place your order). This ensures a fresh, crisp hat for every member of the crew. Wear it with pride, dingus.

⚠ Warning: This product can expose you to chemicals including BBP and/or Lead, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to https://www.p65warnings.ca.gov

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