Geek Dad Fashion
Stealth Starship Button-Up | Subtle Star Wars Shirt for Men
Stealth Starship Button-Up | Subtle Star Wars Shirt for Men
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You've graduated from loud logos. Your fandom is more refined, an elegant wardrobe for a more civilized age. This button-up is your secret handshake—a subtle fleet of iconic starships hidden in plain sight. From a distance, it's a stylish pattern. Up close, it's a declaration of your expert knowledge. It’s for the dad who can tell a T-65 X-wing from a T-70 and is ready to explain the difference to anyone who asks.
Woven from a featherlight, moisture-wicking fabric, this shirt is perfect for navigating the twin suns of Tatooine or just a hot day at the office. The built-in UPF50+ protection is your personal deflector shield, and the comfortable oversized fit ensures you're ready for any mission, whether it's a daring trench run or a last-minute run to the grocery store for blue milk.
Alliance Requisition Form & Specs:
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Classification: Stealth Geek Attire
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Fleet: A subtle collection of iconic Star Wars starships.
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Materials: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester (A high-tech, breathable weave).
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Defenses: UPF50+ protection against solar radiation.
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Fit: An oversized, comfortable fit for pilots, smugglers, and dads.
This piece of high-quality gear is commissioned on demand, a more precise art than a clone army. Wear it to work, to a party, or to your next secret Rebel briefing. Only the true fans will know.
Size guide
CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0 |
S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
5XL | 58 ¼ | 52.0 | 59 ⅛ |
6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
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