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Stealth Starship Button-Up | Subtle Star Wars Shirt for Men

Stealth Starship Button-Up | Subtle Star Wars Shirt for Men

Regular price $60.00 USD
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You've graduated from loud logos. Your fandom is more refined, an elegant wardrobe for a more civilized age. This button-up is your secret handshake—a subtle fleet of iconic starships hidden in plain sight. From a distance, it's a stylish pattern. Up close, it's a declaration of your expert knowledge. It’s for the dad who can tell a T-65 X-wing from a T-70 and is ready to explain the difference to anyone who asks.

Woven from a featherlight, moisture-wicking fabric, this shirt is perfect for navigating the twin suns of Tatooine or just a hot day at the office. The built-in UPF50+ protection is your personal deflector shield, and the comfortable oversized fit ensures you're ready for any mission, whether it's a daring trench run or a last-minute run to the grocery store for blue milk.

Alliance Requisition Form & Specs:

  • Classification: Stealth Geek Attire

  • Fleet: A subtle collection of iconic Star Wars starships.

  • Materials: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester (A high-tech, breathable weave).

  • Defenses: UPF50+ protection against solar radiation.

  • Fit: An oversized, comfortable fit for pilots, smugglers, and dads.

This piece of high-quality gear is commissioned on demand, a more precise art than a clone army. Wear it to work, to a party, or to your next secret Rebel briefing. Only the true fans will know.

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ¼ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37.0
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ¼
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ¾ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ¾ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52.0 45 ¾ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ¾ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52.0 59 ⅛
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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