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White Hand of Saruman Hat | Lord of the Rings Isengard Snapback
White Hand of Saruman Hat | Lord of the Rings Isengard Snapback
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"Whom do you serve?"
You serve the White Hand. This is the official headgear for the industrious Uruk-hai, the master foreman of the Isengard furnaces, and the dad who knows how to get things done. You’re building a new world—or at least a new piece of IKEA furniture. This hat, bearing the symbol of Saruman the Wise, is a testament to your power, ambition, and superior organizational skills. The age of flimsy hats is over. The time of the Orc has come.
Forged from a durable acrylic and wool blend, this structured hat is built to withstand the heat of the deepest forges or a long afternoon managing the little orcs in the backyard. The high-profile design commands authority, while the classic flat visor shields your eyes from the glare of progress. It’s the perfect uniform for a dad with a plan.
Isengard Armory Specs:
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Allegiance: Saruman, The White Hand of Isengard
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Unit: Uruk-hai
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Materials: 85% acrylic, 15% wool (A tough, modern blend).
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Fit: Structured, 6-panel, high-profile with a plastic snap closure.
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Purpose: To bring order and industry to the lands of men (and your garage).
This piece of your new uniform is created on demand when you are summoned for duty (place your order). This removes the need for wasteful mass production. Wear the White Hand with pride, and let the world know you mean business.
⚠ Warning: This product can expose you to chemicals including BBP and/or Lead, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to https://www.p65warnings.ca.gov
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 20 ½-24 ¼ | 4 ½ | 2 ⅝ | 7 ⅛ |
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